"Memories & Mayhem"

Hello world... don't suppose anyone is out there to hear me anyway!

I just spent half an hour typing to Bigpond for help to access the mail for this website.. but no luck.. just more and more and more "help"... bugger!

I give up I think. With all my computer geeks gone I am lost and swamped in a huge cyber cesspool! they reckon its all so easy.. but it aint!

anyway.. now that I am here. A short update of the past few months of silence on my side.....

I keep getting weird messages about disks being full and clear stuff but unfortunately all my computer nerd experts have left the country and I am floating all alone in a very leaky boat!!

Supergeek and his darling wife moved to the bright lights of the city and passed from our lives forever.... I miss them!

The other geek, the baldy headed bastard, slipped back into his world of computers and trusting housewives in the big smoke and has no need to drag his furry arse out to the bush anymore.

I thought I would take a chance and see if the website was still here. The past months have flown by and I see my last visit was in June!!! The MOT is now seriously ill and it takes all our time to keep her safe at home with The Boy as her full time carer and ME left all alone ( and unsupervised) in the shop!

But we are all still here and still alive and still up to our armpits in grandchildren (more often than we would like sometimes!). Joycey Cook Extraordinaire still visits daily although she NEVER cooks for me anymore!!! Sighhhhhh......

Oh My God!!! It's been so long since I saw my little online home that I thought it was lost forever!!!

Supergeek has disappeared from my life since he moved his lovely little family out of my reaches and I am totally lost and alone in cyberworld.

My "real life" shop is still here and I have PROMISED that this winter I will get my act together and get some shit done once and for all!!!! (famous last words!)

Well whoda thunkit possible??

For the last few weeks my "stars" have foretold the return of a "lost love", an exotic person etc etc etc.... you know how they read.

Of course my mind was immediately overcome with all sorts of wonderful romantic possibilities featuring every kind of "hunky sex machine" that I could think of!!!

Ok people.... I can hear your sighs from here. NO... I didn't get going with the Tai Chi or the Zumba or the Belly Dancing for winter. I have too many excuses to mention here but I assure they were ALL very reasonable and quite understandable!!!

I was very proud of myself however when I managed to walk out the backyard and peg the washing on the line TWICE since we last spoke!!

Hi folks.

OMG!! look how long it has been since I had a moment to log into my little webworld here!

Unfortunately we have had a bit of a run of illnesses and overbusy schedules the past two months and insanity is looking like a reasonable option!!

But at long last things are slowly starting to level out and there is a faint light at the end of the tunnel.... way way way down thataway!!