"Memories & Mayhem"

I thought I would take a chance and see if the website was still here. The past months have flown by and I see my last visit was in June!!! The MOT is now seriously ill and it takes all our time to keep her safe at home with The Boy as her full time carer and ME left all alone ( and unsupervised) in the shop!

But we are all still here and still alive and still up to our armpits in grandchildren (more often than we would like sometimes!). Joycey Cook Extraordinaire still visits daily although she NEVER cooks for me anymore!!! Sighhhhhh......

Oh My God!!! It's been so long since I saw my little online home that I thought it was lost forever!!!

Supergeek has disappeared from my life since he moved his lovely little family out of my reaches and I am totally lost and alone in cyberworld.

My "real life" shop is still here and I have PROMISED that this winter I will get my act together and get some shit done once and for all!!!! (famous last words!)

Well whoda thunkit possible??

For the last few weeks my "stars" have foretold the return of a "lost love", an exotic person etc etc etc.... you know how they read.

Of course my mind was immediately overcome with all sorts of wonderful romantic possibilities featuring every kind of "hunky sex machine" that I could think of!!!

Ok people.... I can hear your sighs from here. NO... I didn't get going with the Tai Chi or the Zumba or the Belly Dancing for winter. I have too many excuses to mention here but I assure they were ALL very reasonable and quite understandable!!!

I was very proud of myself however when I managed to walk out the backyard and peg the washing on the line TWICE since we last spoke!!

Hi folks.

OMG!! look how long it has been since I had a moment to log into my little webworld here!

Unfortunately we have had a bit of a run of illnesses and overbusy schedules the past two months and insanity is looking like a reasonable option!!

But at long last things are slowly starting to level out and there is a faint light at the end of the tunnel.... way way way down thataway!!

Well folks I finally did it! I started my winter exercise regime. I have planned it since the pool closed at Easter but every day I find another excuse to avoid donning the joggers and doing a healthy "lap" around the block in the evening.

Oh the dreams I held for myself at the end of summer! I was sooooooo farking good and feeling so far up myself after going swimming for hours every afternoon that I thought I could conquer mountains!

Just a quick visit here to check on the comments and make sure those viagra bots are still locked outside!

While I am here tho I thought it is a good time to announce the birth yesterday of Baby Pandora!!! Lotus Blossom finally cracked it and grunted out a pink watermelon yesterday morning.... I suspect she used the emergency exit instead of the usual front door because the 30 second old baby pic included mum under a blue shroud and a man in a mask beavering away in the background! A zipper job if ever I saw one!