"Memories & Mayhem"

The Lecture:

When the pub closed, Bluey staggered down the road. Seeing a police car approaching, he did his best to walk a straight line, but the car pulled up alongside and the window was wound down. "Where are you off to?" he was asked. "I'm going to a lecture." "It's two o'clock in the morning. Who would be giving a lecture at this hour?" "Me Missus" said Bluey.

Windy:

A bloke went to the doctore. "Could you give me something for my wind, doc?" he asked. The doctor gave him a kite!

Fruity:

Hubby went down to the vegetable shop and selected some nice fresh fruit and vegetables. "These are for the missus," he said. "Are they sprayed with any poisons?" "No mate," said the greengrocer, "You'll have to do that yourself!"

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